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Jul

stardustsherlock:

*stares into space*

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freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.
I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.
Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.
Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.

freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.

I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.

Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.

Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.

teamcocket:

the entire movie in 3 pictures

teamcocket:

the entire movie in 3 pictures

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hilariousgifslol:

Spider-man’s kryptonite..
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hilariousgifslol:

Spider-man’s kryptonite..

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

onceuponawildflower:

aloofshahbanou:

There’s too much “I need him, he completes me” and not enough “I complete me yet I want them along for this journey”

A to the men.

(Source: goldenstories)

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin)

fukkkres:


dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot as fuck okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot as fuck okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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