30

Aug

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

fartgallery:

one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

lesterandhowell:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat
She said see ya later goat
He wasn’t goat enough for her
She turns on the computer screen
Guess what she sees
Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

She said see ya later goat

He wasn’t goat enough for her

She turns on the computer screen

Guess what she sees

Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

(Source: babygoatsandfriends)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

29

Aug

ebrosima:

this is honestly the fiercest thing I’ve ever seen 
(x)

ebrosima:

this is honestly the fiercest thing I’ve ever seen 

(x)

crazyguitarcruco:

DOOO WEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

goddess3:

maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

I should never have children because im laughing so god damn hard i have 0 motherly instincts

goddess3:

maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

I should never have children because im laughing so god damn hard i have 0 motherly instincts