feminists won’t take your opinions seriously because you’re a man? woah dude that sucks. as a woman I can’t even imagine. thank god no one has ever devalued my insight because of my sex and gender
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!™
steve would totally use ‘password’ as his passwords for pretty much everything, that’s such a steve thing to do. i mean, the guy kept his apartment key under a brick anyone could’ve kicked over and hid the most important flash drive in a vending machine behind two packs of gum. my god steve.
VIVA LA PLUTO
walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need